The best man

The Best Man

Sometimes our best friend is just a jerk; a good jerk, but he never misses an opportunity to mess things up. You choose him because he your buddy; he has always been there for you and has done a lot to earn your trust and gratitude, but he just can’t help it but a moron sometimes. So, days before the wedding, you warn him not to act stupidly; he promises you that he won’t with a grimacing smile. At the day of the wedding, despite all of these precautions, he still finds a way to screw things up; either by giving a crappy wedding speech, or by telling a story about some really stupid things that you and he did together, or by telling a joke about your past girlfriends. This kind of behavior is worst than one who passes out during the saying of the vows.

An idiot among the attendees

Despite how well you might plan your wedding or how well organized your selection of the people attending the wedding might be, there is always a good chance that an unknown or well-known idiot might end up at your wedding. This person will yell things out loud at a time when he or she is not supposed to thus disturbing the happy crowd. He or she might even raise his or her hands when the person presiding over the wedding asks if there is any opposition to the union taking place. Don’t be shocked; it has happened before. This pinhead is capable of any sort of nuisance since that may well be who he or she is, and the only way you can get rid of that person is to kick him or her out of the wedding.

The wedding location

Very often, when choosing the place where a nuptial will be held, we tend to select a fancy place that may be beautiful but dangerous and vulnerable to nature’s waggish actions. Sometimes, people get married by the pool or by the beach; these places can be very pleasant but I have seen countless times weddings get screwed up by something unexpected that happens: either the priest get dumped in the pool or the wind starts blowing heavily. It’s just very difficult to make sure that everything goes according to plan in those places.

There are many other things that can come in the way of you getting married and may be your maturity as a couple will be tested during your own wedding, so when something goes wrong, you need to stay calm and find the best possible way to fix it. Make sure there are always some guys that you trust to be there at the wedding; when an issue comes up, they should address it immediately in the best possible manner.

Wedding screw-ups are usually unexpected but prepare yourself to the best of your ability for they do happen, and often at the worst possible moment.

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